Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.

You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"

by tripp1009 January 27, 2014

Lani rant

To excitedly talk about a book for a long period of time with many giggles and happy shivers.

Lani went on a lani rant about another murder mystery

by Gil4 July 7, 2023

Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.

Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant

by NaviWinter December 24, 2019

Tanti-rant

to throw a tantrum and go on a rant simultaneously

He totally lost it and went on a tanti-rant

by Drewie1970 April 26, 2016

coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024

Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.

She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!

by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007