Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019

R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.

You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"

by tripp1009 January 27, 2014

/rant

Pronounced "end rant." Reminiscent of various programming-esque chat-specific commands. Used when you've written a long rant and need some mental closure to assure yourself that you have indeed finished your rant, so that you can move on. Also serves as a signal to the reader that 1) the above text was in fact a rant and, therefore, has an underlying message that should be divorced from the passion and emotion that inevitably gave said text a mildly offensive or belligerent tinge; and 2) (especially during a lengthy back-and-forth) you do not intend to respond to any additional replies with a similarly equally long rant, because you've said your piece.

Less emotional versions could include "/end" or "/fin," especially for serving purpose 2).

The spelling "\rant" is erroneous.

insert rant

insert more rant

hm...I thought that was all I had to say but here's one last ranting thought

/rant

by weirdalsuperfan May 10, 2021

Hater’s rant

A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry.

John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant!

by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018

Rant

Speak or shout at length in a wild, Unhappy, Unpleasent, Unfair or Impassioned way

She was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all

by BitBucketJr December 19, 2020

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Coke rant

A rant under the influence of cocaine

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.

by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023