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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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Randallized

When someone is doing anything creepily to an unsuspecting victim
The poor girl on the playground is about to be randallized by the dude in the van
by Jathon14 July 27, 2016
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Dirty Randall

When you put your asshole in your partners face
He’s giving the dirty Randall to Fiona on the sporch
by Teeto September 23, 2022
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Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015
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Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
by Noshbergh August 12, 2019
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Randall

A black nigga with a smeat. He also is a nigga with dreads and also likes to play Roblox. He has a strong group of friends that is caring. He mostly gets called chinaman or ran ran or rj.
I would never be a Randall
by Gagshhcfb November 22, 2021
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