wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

undergroin railroad

When someone is pooping and you pee between their legs

She was peeing and I had to go so I went with the undergroin railroad

by jjtwatt January 22, 2015

railroad shawtys

these are the types of teenagers who lack attention and smell sour. most of them live near the railroads of manila LMAO

uy pare tignan mo oh ang daming railroad shawtys

by Quetzalcoatl November 24, 2021

Vintage Railroading

When me and the boys run a train on your mom

You fellas for some Vintage Railroading tonight??

by Dirks!!! October 8, 2025

Railroading

Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!

"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020