wrong way to run a railroad

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

by WatterBottles February 10, 2022

Railroad

What Americans call a railway

"man I want to work for the Railroad."

by Canadianbasterd November 4, 2021

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

by sexmonkey6969scottjakeandandy April 9, 2009

Railroad Relationship

A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.

Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.

by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020

Elevated underground railroad

The part of the subway that runs above ground.

The black people were in plain sight of the racists while on the elevated underground railroad portion of the underground railroad.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Rhode Island Railroad

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.

For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.

Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"

Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"

Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"

Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."

by Ovata October 5, 2020