queef

A large and abrupt detonation of air expelled from a woman's pussy.

that bitch just farted out of her pussy!
dude its called a queef!

by playabob April 17, 2009

queef

girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

queef

a vaginal sneeze, that sounds like a toot, but really you got too much fucking air in your wizard hole *-*

during sex:

girl: -queefs-
guy: DAYUM GURL DID UR POOSAY JUST TOOT. YA NASTY. *flies to canada*

by sprinklesandshits_ January 25, 2014

queef

the occurance of the escape of air that is trapped within the orface of the female sex organ.

"that stripper-bitch queef in kevin's goddam FACCCCE"

by Gabrielle February 19, 2005

queef

the sound that T makes when i stuff my arm into her large poon.

God damn T, you fucking whore... you queef'ed like a mother fucker !

by badass mofo March 02, 2004

queef

when a pussy farts after sex

someone u dont like

did i just queef?

u stupid queef

by kyle yo August 26, 2006

queef

failure,to not complete a task

when shooting pool and on the final shot with only the eight ball left on the table,you shoot and scratch,losing the game.you have queefed.this is one of many examples.it applies to a variety of situations.it's use was popular in the mid-eighties in southwest georgia.

by R. McCarthy September 15, 2006