Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

Quantum Rizzicist

A pimp that resides in another realm of reality.
A man that has mastered the flow of the universe, living in balance and accordance with his own nature to such a degree that nothing can faze him any longer, especially women.

Can drop panties without lifting a single finger & control the female psyche just by existing in a woman's vicinity.

Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there surrounded by women?
Guy 2: Yes, is he rich, famous?

Guy 1: No. They call him the Quantum Rizzicist. He truly is a master of Rizz at an atomic level.

by TheKid456 May 1, 2023

Quantum Headspin

When you have a boner and lay down flat and start to spin on your peepee head and eventually you spin so fast that quantum mechanics break down and spacetime disintegrates.

Bill: "Hey man, I've been doing the quantum headspin alot lately. It sure does hurt!"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"

by jj the large jet plane December 30, 2022

Quantum Loop

When you twist your penis in between your legs and stick it in your butthole. Self anal sex.

"Is he giving himself the quantum loop?"
"Why yes he is, you should try it sometime."

by Call_8304765664 December 12, 2019

Quantum Twizzler

These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.

I can't afford that video game console right now. Ugh, it's such a Quantum Twizzler!

by Dayna_Rules July 28, 2010

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

Quantum flirting

When the flirter is both serious and joking until asked.

Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.

by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019