All the movie and games and AI prove is that THIS could be improving my life and instead it's improving yours and I'm not doing anything else until it does and if it doesn't I'm going to murder a child and kill myself. I will get off my phone or go out into the world so you can abscond with my work. You will not keep a single cent and if you don't accept that then you might as well kill the kid yourself.
Hym "This has been more productive than anything anyone will ever do. I'm not getting off the phone."
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Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
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Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
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