Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?
by Vanhinely November 08, 2006
When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that someone who tried to open the door is a premature puller
by Christopher Edward Miller August 05, 2008
How can you naturally make a baby, if you have a premature ejaculation, or cream your pants, before delivering your penis into your wife's vagina?
by Pronatalist April 26, 2008
When someone chats you "hey" and you respond in a timely fashion and then they say nothing... Did you forget what you wanted? Seriously, don't get so excited and ping me when you're ready to chat.
You: Hey
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?
(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)
Me: Hey
(...an hour and no further dialogue later...)
Me: Did you fall off of the earth?
(...just another premature hey, how annoying???)
by studbebski February 09, 2010
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
by The Rev. Ned January 06, 2010
Premature starjaculation can be very frustrating when you need that star power to finish a tough combo... fuck you "Bark at the Moon"
by Jase has diarrhea February 16, 2007
Guy 1. Is this wrong?
Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.
Guy 1 ok but it's fine though
Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already
Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation
Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.
Guy 1 ok but it's fine though
Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already
Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation
by Crazysteve April 04, 2017