Preempathize

A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.

A. Urgh! I have to go back to school next week.

B. We already started. I totally preempathize.

by Jimbles October 18, 2008

Prefanity

A word or phrase that, while is not yet profane, it most likely will be one day.

Dude, you shouldn't say "Ham Doctor." That's a prefanity.

by DTCR July 22, 2009

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

prefetti

The little bits of confetti that fall from the confetti machines at concerts, usually before the show starts or during the opening act.

That prefetti during the opening act was really distracting.

by VivaLaAlexander August 29, 2009

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010