by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021
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The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"
by Cwisticwistina July 13, 2013
Get the Peeping Pooper mug.This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.
"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."
by snarftits September 17, 2014
Get the Pooper Necker mug.The active pooper is the individual in the bathroom, usually alone, making a a loud grumpy. See “grumpy.”
by Grumpy Carl November 2, 2017
Get the active pooper mug.When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.
Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!
by The Real Chas April 28, 2017
Get the Pooper Stupor mug.by I poop in lakes March 1, 2022
Get the Kooper Pooper mug.Guy1: hey did you know that Jadan's gay?
Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.
Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!
Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.
Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!
by PieMast3r March 9, 2010
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