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Playground Hustle

Playground Hustle is sex involving anymore than three people and up to 7 people total. It is most commonly used as code word when speaking around parents, teachers, or other adults.
Oh man i walked in on my roommate having sex, so we decided to make it into a playground hustle
by Captain Featherwick January 11, 2010
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Indoor Playground

The closest thing to heaven we will ever have on Earth
For any child or child-at-heart, an indoor playground is the closest thing to heaven on Earth
by I Like To Define Words September 19, 2025
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Playground dance

The act of dancing on the swings or on any playground equipment
Look it is a playground im going to go playground dance
by SOFI and had August 3, 2021
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haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 4, 2018
mugGet the haunted playgroundmug.

Local PlayGround

A great place for pedofiles
Bob went to the local playground even though he has no kids
by Detective Axew October 29, 2019
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Playground talk

Inappropriate talk kids use on the playground much like pillow talk.
Jill got in a lot of trouble after using playground talk in front of the teachers
by Playground_ruler May 17, 2018
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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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