picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010

picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso

Meaning very nice, beautiful or cool

Friend 1: my girlfriend showed me her boobs last night

Friend 2: Picasso

by ChipperDipperDoo March 2, 2024

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024