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Holiday Judgment Phobia

Though looking forward to seeing family at traditional holiday gatherings, you agonize that you might feel judged even though you are usually quite happy with your life as it is. Also known by the phrase "Who needs an inner critic when there are outer ones who seem more than happy to have me feeling criticized enough?"
Holiday Judgment Phobia can exist at any age, and cover a wide range of areas feeling raw and exposed for judgment. For example, weight, leg length, hair style, hair color, clothing, shoes, jewelry, make-up, boyfriend, girlfriend, pregnancy, weight, skin, tattoos, piercings, nails, children, manners, vocabulary, education, employment, spouse, ex-spouse, welfare, dishes, food choices, unemployment, pets, living arrangements, friends, enemies, politics, religion, travel, dreams, goals, and current lifestyle choices in general.
by Iammagneta November 18, 2009
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Shush-Agora-Phobia

Shush-Agora-Phobia is the Fear of being *Shushed* in wide open spaces. Also referred to as a SAP.
"Hey you... Shhhhh...."

.....Silence.....

Suddenly the Shush-ee realizes that the Shush-er has been Shushed in a wide open space and thus Shush-Agora-Phobia takes over and the subject Shush-ee impulsively starts random fires as a form of coping mechanism.

"ARRRAAAAAGH!!! HE'S BURNING IT ALL DOWN!! LOOKOUT ITS ONE OF THEM SAPS!! RUN!!
by Greg "I made this up" Doyle January 6, 2012
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Relationship-phobic

Man that guy won't commit. He must be relationship-phobic.

She left her fiance at the alter because she was relationship-phobic.
by MichelleK February 16, 2010
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Phot

A Really, Really Thick Girl, With All The Right Curves.
Damnnn!! THAT GIRL IS PHOTTT MANNN
by Termonalogist July 13, 2012
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iPod-Phobic

1. A person(s) who has a fear that after buying, or updating an iPod, damn Apple will launch a smaller, cooler version
1. John (a totally made up person): I heard Alex (another fake person) still has the old time-y CD player
Joan (a fake person): He's so iPod-Phobic
by RANDOMRAMBLES March 9, 2008
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facebook phobia

Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?

Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}

Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
by Veranda Collingwood October 12, 2010
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Group Chat Phobia

Nick has group chat phobia, so he texts people individually.
by Ronald44 July 21, 2016
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