"Did you hear what happened to Eli?"
"No, tell me!"
"He and Kate went away for the weekend and things got crazy, she Adios Pelota'd him...he just got out of surgery this afternoon."
"Oh no! Not Eli!"
"No, tell me!"
"He and Kate went away for the weekend and things got crazy, she Adios Pelota'd him...he just got out of surgery this afternoon."
"Oh no! Not Eli!"
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A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
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