pasco-vegetarian

A moron who fails to acknowledge that when you stab a fish, it shows signs of feeling pain, just like mammals.

#1: What kind of vegetarian are you?
#2: A pasco-vegetarian.
#1: Oh. You're a moron.

by Chad Runyan October 28, 2007

Pascuala

It has been said to be the rarest sighting of bird in Africa.
IT HONESTLY SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING FOREIGN BIRD FROM AFRICA!!!!

"THE MAGNIFICENT PASCUALA FLYS AMONG THE RIVER SIDE INSERCH OF THE SACRED PEDRAZA FRUIT FOR ITS LIKING."

by DEIFFINATLY NOT JENNY October 25, 2008

Pascal

The act of lying compulsively.

-Hey, Jim just told that his dad invented the Ringolos...
-Oh my God! He must have pulled the Pascal!

by mdvrd April 25, 2006

Piolo Pascual

A very famous celebrity in the Philippines that sometimes looks like a drunk, a cowboy, a stalker etc.

Millions of people adore him because of his so called 'hotness'.

Girl 1: Did you see Piolo Pascual yesterday?
Girl 2: Totally, his new movie with Angel was totally cheesy and corny but loved it anyway and his moustache!

by OrangeJuiceisyummy October 27, 2009

Pascalle

A very handsome and sexy guy. He is also tall and really good in relationships and is very loyal to his partner. A Pascalle might seem awkward at first, bit once you get to know him he is really funny and hyper. Pascalle can also be a real asshole sometimes but he is a good friend most of the time.

"dude Pascalle is so awkward"

"Pascalle is fucking hot"

pascalle

by XxX_EpicGamer_XxX October 24, 2018

Pascal

A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.

person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal

Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.

Person 1:&*%^$% you

Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!

by thefireycaddilac September 27, 2005

Dirty Pascaline

having a fish up her vagina

Dude! Did you hear about the girl that got dirty pascaline-d? It was crazy and totally cold & slippery!!!

by swimdude588 June 8, 2009