Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.

A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.

by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

by d2zag March 31, 2015

panic at the disco

A rock band orignating out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.

Girl - OMG OMG i love brendon urie of panic at the disco, he's so hot !
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.

by ktln. April 20, 2008

panic! at the disco

An awesome 'scene' band that blends together (creatively, I might add) rock, techno, disco, and pop to make up catchy songs about life. Their random lyrics seem to pull together in every song. They use very big words in their dance-worthy songs.

Anna:"Dude, I can't wait to hang at the Panic! at the disco concert"
Stephanie:"I know, it's gonna be awesome!"

by Anna Elizabeth January 16, 2006

Panic! At The Disco

One of the best bands ever to exist. They have their own sound and style.

Person 1: Did you get to go to the Panic! At the Disco concert last night?
Person 2: Yeah. And I hear Pete Wentz was there...
Person 1: Lucky...

by Your Mom (ooooohhh) December 28, 2005

panic! at the disco

an elctronic- rock band who's really KICK ASS! random fact: their lyrics never rhyme :s

PANIC! AT THE DISCO IS SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!

by peoplesuck254 September 2, 2009

panic attack

Also known as anxiety attack. When something so worrisome that makes you anious till it effects you physically. It can be consider one of the worst but most common mental horrors. It affects many who have overcome traumatic experiences when something triggers their mind/brian to "rexperience" it to the point it makes them physically ill. Can be triggered by word, feeling, sound, smell, etc. Most who suffer from panick attakcs cannot be left alone if its so sever. Might be considered like a seizur for its usually sub-consioues and unpredictable. It may last for seconds to days. Many can sleep it off or take sedatives to get over it. Many can over come it by mind tricking method's, such as extreme detailed sensory stories, singing, focusing on one thing etc. Some may cope with then symptoms by merely breathing slowly, holding someone's hand(s) or talking. It is sometimes very hard to find what triggered the attack but when you do you can use the information to prevent an attack.

OMG, that girl is having a panic attack.Hold her hand and tell her to breath slowly while I call her shrink!

by ShrinkyWinky April 28, 2007