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Bomb Pad

A wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. Dual purpose - a) deafen the sound of your poop hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one's arse cheeks.
Next time, I will use a bomb pad - I really didn't want my ass cheeks bathed in poo-water!
by Kinky Phucker April 5, 2011
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Meme Pad

A word that white kids between the ages of 10-13 call "Jump Pads" in the game of fortnite
Kid 1: YES! A meme pad

Kid 2: sftu, This is why ur dad left you
by Kek nibba June 3, 2018
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boxer pad

An excessive amount of pubic hair on a women so that it can be seen thought her clothing
I normally like yoga pants but that chick's boxer pad suggests quite a bush under there
by mean-1 October 23, 2013
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secret tweaker pad

1) The name of a song by the infamous So-Cal band, Sublime
2) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling in which methamphetamine is abused for days on end.
3) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling where methamphetamin is manufactured for personal use. The methamphetamine labs sometimes explode because the maker is tweaking so bad on meth while he makes more meth.
4) A secret dwelling where drugs are widley abused and endless partying ensues
1 - STP is my favorite sublime song ever!!!
2 - Hey man, lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get tweaked
3 - Billy doesnt want to come chill with us for the next week or two because hes at his STP... Maybe he'll die soon/
4 - Lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get shitty!
by The REAL Martin October 25, 2005
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Cincinnati Pad Thai

When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.
How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
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sweaty pad

when a female pig sucks you off
''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''

''ur sick''
by Ben richardson June 2, 2007
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Muff pad

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.
by badgrammir February 6, 2009
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