oswalt

one with a depressing, yet strangely upbeat, view of the world, often expressed through their sence of humor.
oswalt is the last name of famous comedian/actor patton oswalt. this term originally described jokes following his style of humor. it now also extends to people of his charicter, or people who have taken to using his jokes.

"dude...you just pulled an oswalt"
"you're such an oswalt"

by private brooklyn October 11, 2006

Oswalded

to be an actor or agent for a government or corporate entity that engages in 'false flag' events that after the fact are sacrificed to ensure the endgame of such events that leave no discernible loose ends and leads to further obliteration of the truth.
see Lee Harvey Oswald.

It is evident to see by the events of the JFK assassination and the subsequent arrest of the alleged gunmen Lee Harvey Oswald that culminated with Jack Ruby murdering Oswald to eliminate any possible connections it is apparent that Lee Harvey was Oswalded by the very forces he worked for.

by Chilcotin Buddha December 31, 2013

oshaller

Probably the smartest person in the room.

“I don’t get what you mean, let’s ask Oshaller”

by Adwin November 23, 2021

Oswaldo

That nigga likes penis

That nigga Oswaldo likes penis

by Oswaldo likes penis October 22, 2019

osbaldo

A bald male with a goatee, subsequently a child molester, as all bald and goatee endowed men rape children.

He enjoys trolling the elementary school playground for 4th grade jailbait.

Guy 1: man that guy won't leave that kid alone

Guy 2: damn osbaldo, why wont they pick on someone their own size.

by dispatch2010 March 10, 2008

stinky oswald

its whan a male dips his saggy nuts into someones mouth while jerking off.

that ho even does stinky oswalds.

by cup o joe December 16, 2009

Oskaloosa, KS

A small town in Kansas with a population of about 1,000. It is often called O-Town by it's towners. It is also home of the Gyration Nation. Also called Oskie.

Check out Oskaloosa, KS. Pow POW!!

by The Hooz February 13, 2009