locals only

Term used by local assholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. Also common in coffee shops. Be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. You don't have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. Local elitists love to ruin your fun.

"Look at that dick dropping in on that wave, I've never seen him before."
"He's a non-local."
"Locals only, asshole!"

by tictactoe July 27, 2006

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Tip Only

The act of only placing the head of the penis into the vagina in order to maintain virginity.

I'm thinking about going all the way with Frank. I'm so sick of playing Tip Only all the time.

by Ann1234 October 20, 2006

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017

Only Friend*z

A group of friends who are very close, namely Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate and Al. These girls partake in activities such as attending Disney rehearsals, sleepovers, makeovers, being arrested twice, being pretty/skinny/popular, eating, texting, never showering, watching the office, ruining scary movies, swimming at zad's, doing master warm ups, getting their heads in the game, making videos, having boyfriends, romacing milkshake, talking really loud at movies, watching disney channel, bonding with eachother's families, ending every word with ziez, and stalking people on Facebook.

I love my only friend*z: Zaida, Mary, Kate, and Alex.

by Vicziez February 22, 2008

coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"

by Seedosan May 19, 2014

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007