Wank

The act of wanking.

If you don't shut up i will wank on you.
Damn, that girl is fine, I would like to wank her.

by Marissa Babazadeh June 19, 2008

wank

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Oh yeah.....sputt, sputt, ______)- - - ( . )( . )

by Sacha Baron Cohen May 31, 2005

wank

to masturbate at a leisurely pace

yank the plank
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth

by bob denne February 04, 2004

Wanking

The most epic dance in the history of epic dances.

we should go wanking to an epic beat.

by Alien Lmaos September 27, 2010

wank

it's not pronounced wane-k you moron !!!!!

wanc

by Foyf January 22, 2003

The Wank

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time

After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.

by Andy Richter December 22, 2006

The Wank

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.

I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum

by biddy diddy June 23, 2017