John

All the urinals were taken so I had to use the John
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John

A young male with a surprisingly large head. Someone who constantly watches television and/or games regularly. Someone in "John's," life has him wrapped round him/her's finger.
"That guy John, with the large head, he's never off."
by Baby John November 06, 2011
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John

A boy who looks like luke hemmings. He is the definition of eye candy. But he will lead you on and will tear your heart apart. Some think of him as a good friend others think he's a jerk
I love a john but i hate a john
by MichaelCIsMine January 16, 2015
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John

A kick ass mother fucker who will not turn down anything but a flat booty
John is awesome
by Jaaa was here November 05, 2017
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John

The best guy you could ever find. Fairly tall, deep storied eyes, thick, wavy black hair, tan, smelling like a seductive cologne...every bit of him is irresistible, especially his smile. His deep, calm voice makes you want to listen to hours and hours of it. He is extremely sweet, loving, and protective. He makes intense sacrifices and gestures for the people he loves. Initially, he can have a shy quality, or in some cases, a cold aura with a big ego, but once he gets to know someone, they get to see the huge, soft heart he really has. He is hilarious, sarcastic, and will stop at nothing to tease you playfully, but he is warm, cuddly, and comforting whenever you need him to be. He gives incredible hugs, which are guaranteed to make you feel better. Never give up a John or take advantage. He is vulnerable and his heart breaks easy. However, he is forgiving and never vengeful, especially to people he used to love. He is definitely the kind of guy that will make you feel at home and genuinely in love, and the amount of comfort you will feel with him cannot be counted in numbers. Ultimately, a John is perfect marriage material.
Damn, if all of us treated girls like that John over there treats that blonde, we'd be having sex twice a day!
by HeyThere7772208 November 27, 2018
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The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.
"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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