Big fat dressed up red guy. The american rip-off from the dutch 'sinterklaas'. He has been used by coca cola to market their product and now is one of the most important icons around christmas time. He is fat because he is set to american standards. Santa claus is sometimes refered to as Santa or the man who brings presents on christmas eve. Santa is believed to live on the north pole, but seen his enormous profits and exploitation of little people his second home is believed to be in india.
by BadgerX October 26, 2005
Jewish folklore, a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. A term for a femanine secular Jewish Santa Claus-like character used to introduce humor an as an attempt to include all children in seasonal festivities. An Amereican Jewish magical gift giving character. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture.
"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol, Author unknown
by Joy Cuddles September 12, 2006
The sexual act of tittie fucking a girl and the ejaculating on her chin to make it look like a Santa Claus Beard.
Me: Oh damn look at that hot chick with the bigb jtits!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!
Friend: Oh I'd like to Santa Claus her!!!
Me: Me too!!!
by Shbjane April 11, 2010
Santa Claus (English translation - Mad Bastard) was the nickname for an escaped felon who climbed into people's houses on Christmas Eve night and left self-detonating nail bombs inside parcels in the living rooms. These nail bombs would explode when the parcel was opened, thus exploding the face of the 5 year old kid who opened it. The bombings and killings went on for years until eventually he was tortured and killed by the Triads.
by A Triad August 23, 2010
one hella cool dude who brings a present to good little boys and girls. Usually wrapped in a brown paper bag and containing 40 oz of love and left on your windshield or porch or in the hands of a passed out bum. Hopefully, said fodee hasn't been partially consumed by Fodee Claus himself.
by double LL February 26, 2004
While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.
by Trim Reaper December 02, 2009
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