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Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021
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Oakland 10

the most horrendous looking bitch youll ever lay eyes on. would be a 10/10 at oakland university tho.
look at that girl with downsyndrome. she an oakland 10.
by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025
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oakland-american

Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).

See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
by caltox January 2, 2014
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Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 16, 2023
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oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 23, 2011
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Oakland spritz

A birthday cocktail comprised of various backwash from the spit bucket during a California wine tasting on a winter evening.
Happy Birthday Huey! Now open your mouth for this Oakland Spritz! - Matthew Nguyen (@mattehue.ng)
by mattehue.ng December 23, 2023
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dirty oakland

Having violent sex in a plane whilst mid-air
by BiggusD1ckus September 9, 2021
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