Kia soul owner

Let’s go beat up that Kia soul owner, why? Because they are a Kia soul owner
by literal-gargoyle April 13, 2025
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Kia Loon

Kia Loon is a tall and lean guy that lives in the land of "Kihomo". Despite his quiet and awkward aura, He is the guy you would always go to for help. His name is the combination of the word "Kia" from KIA motors and the word "Loon" from the word "Loony" (A foolish person). Although Kia Loon is insanely attractive and handsome, he always find himself in 2nd place of everything e.g. being the 2nd most popular guy in school among the ladies.
"Look at Kia Loon, He's such a loony!"
by David Joseph Goseph August 15, 2019
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Kia

Probably one of the most hyper people out there. While never meaning any harm, can sometimes offend people with their jokes. Can be a hit or miss type of person when it comes to being friends but in all, is nice.
Hi, my name is Kia. I really hope we can be friends
by Ozzyecho May 16, 2022
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Matteo and Kia

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when she’s your friend she will be sweet and you’ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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KIA

Know-It-All (KIA): A species of human that cannot be told anything that they haven’t already heard and/or they know better than you at all times, in all circumstances, and will generally defy you with their dying breath. They cannot hear what you’re saying, but merely wait for your mouth to stop moving or texts to stop so they can tell you how/why/what. Narcissists and insecure individuals are known for this particular personality trait. Also, they were probably not breastfed.
1) Tim is such a KIA. He refused to listen when I asked him to please not overload the dryer so the clothes would dry and the motor would not burn out.
2) When Janet heard that her neighbor’s dog needed its anal glands expressed she promptly shifted into KIA mode by demonstrating the proper technique, emailing articles, drawing diagrams and then finally using herself as an example. It didn’t matter that the neighbor was a professional pet groomer, breeder and dog rescue volunteer for the past 20 years.
by Jenneration November 18, 2021
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