Noose Master

A Noose Master is a person who knows how to tie nooses out of anything, like a blade of grass.
Yo, that guy just made a noose out of a straw, he's a noose master.
by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 05, 2019
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Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 24, 2021
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Naughty Noose

I heard he was into some Naughty Noose
by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022
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Juan's Noose

Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus

Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria
For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose

The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!
by electric zulu February 23, 2019
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The Noose Song

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
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Colombian Noose

When you give somebody a colombian necktie but instead of letting them be, you tie their tongue to a noose and let it hold the person up.
John: You won't believe what I saw on LiveLeak the other day!
Sara: What?
John: This dude got a colombian noose infront of child!
Sara: Holy shit.
by Resonanaced September 08, 2020
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Pink Noose

A violent act of murder where a person is cut open across the abdomen reveiling the intestines, the victum is then strangled to death with his or her own intrails
1.that sick bastard gave the old dude a pink noose!
by ratinkreig August 12, 2008
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