it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.
yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese
by benjaminblanco October 5, 2021
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Strawberry Noir is a small youtube who make Miraculous Ladybug fanfictions on her channel because she must not have anything better to fucking do. She is also just a small school girl though I am not sure if she is in 8 or 9th grade. She's never said anything. She wears one sexy fucking black and pink cat suit very similar to Chat Noir's suit. She is a complete psychopath and if you ever encounter her please fucking run the other way. You have NO idea what she is capable of.
Strawberry Noir is a Miraculous youtuber
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A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
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A hot amazing guys who deserves love AND NEEDS TO STOP CALLING MARINETTE JUST A FRIEND. UGH
Boy: Omg that Chat Noir
Girl: Why wont ladybug just accept his love

Boy: WHY WONT HE ACCEPT MARINETTES LOVE FOR HIM
Mlb fandom: Why not both
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You're probably the famous and astonishing superhero✨chat noir✨who saves paris from akuma victims all the time. let me just say..YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SIDEKICK! you are my favourite superhero✨

and unless you aren't chat noir..i apologise on my behalf.
chat noir..did you know marinettes ladybug? not just a friend huh..
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Chat noir is a sexy beast a hot mother fucker and I wish he was real but alas he is not🥲
Chat noir is a sexy beast
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