Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018
mugGet the Mcdonald’s Wifimug.

WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
mugGet the WiFi-walkmug.

Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021
mugGet the Duke’s WiFimug.

WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.
WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
by Mississippi_Man1 April 23, 2018
mugGet the WiFi Leachmug.

Check the WiFi

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.
by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019
mugGet the Check the WiFimug.

wifi fascists

A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.
Alexei: These Wifi Fascists won't stop touching my Wifi box.
by Eascent September 29, 2023
mugGet the wifi fascistsmug.

Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.
She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her
by Izyblandit April 27, 2021
mugGet the Wifi Zeldamug.

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