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Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
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I'M A UNICORN, MORTY

That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.
"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"
by damp taco September 28, 2017
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Rick and Morty Fan

Someone who is really smart and has x2 brain functionality of normal people.
Hey you're smart you must be a Rick and Morty Fan.
by Rasquette October 10, 2017
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Rick n morty rick rick rick rick

Definition: It means fuck you in Italian.
Another definition: Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick
Another another definition: when you prepare for yesterday because tomorrow is today and it starts raining and going clic clac and my dog starts meowing because of the clic clacs of the rain. Also when your pet turtle dies tomorrow which is very sad because it makes my bunny hungry.
Me: YO wanna hang out my g low-key no cap on god??????
Mar. H: yea my g no cap btw what mouse is best for clicking 30cps in Minecraft I also got mvp+ and these sunglasses costed me like 100 dollars no cap
Me: I don’t give a fuck bih so Rick n morty rick rick rick rick

Definition 2:
Me:Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick

Definition 3: bro no cap but yesterday I tommarow like rick n morty rick rick rick rick
by Mario hehehehha May 11, 2022
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A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017
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Frick And Morty

A sheer rip-off of rick and morty. With the characters all looking like absolute gag-inducing dog shit. Consisting of the songs that sound worse than teeth scratching.

And aired on the 1G network named something close to shit-gag.
Harry: Hey dude you wanna watch frick and morty.
Kaye: Don't talk to me again.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 4, 2022
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Rigor mortis

Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.
Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.
by Trap=crap March 20, 2017
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