“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021
Get the The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellencemug. Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.
by AppleFlow September 21, 2016
Get the Montgomerymug. Brent- Hey remember when grant Montgomery was at a thousand subscribers?
Jason- Now he’s at 1 million
Jason- Now he’s at 1 million
by Logan Reynolds August 7, 2018
Get the grant montgomerymug. The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
Get the Montgomery Muzzleloadermug. Miss Montgomery is the happiest person you will ever meet in your life. She will never fail to put you in a good mood or pick you up when down. Miss Montgomery also has a crippling coffee addiction. She has the cutest quirks that may drive you crazy and she creates the best teacher outfits. Simply just seeing her will brighten your day no matter the circumstances. If you happen to find Miss Montgomery don’t let her go she’s a good one.
by studiousbishop2023 September 26, 2021
Get the Miss Montgomerymug. A county in Maryland that has towns that are small to medium sized but wealthy to say the least, here there are some the richest cities in America such as Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Potomac, Poolesville, etc. I think just a drive or walk around the place should let you know what kind of place it is, the high school parking lots are full of BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Lexus and Porsche. In all of the towns you'll find a ton of "soccer moms" which frequent Starbucks, Whole Foods and Kohl's, not to mention there's a Starbucks on every intersection here, heck there is even one right in front of my house. The average dad drives a fancy car and where's polo's everyday and the kids are enrolled in Private or Charter schools. The schools here are some of the best in the nation with High Schools such as Wootton, WJ, Winston Churchill and RM, there are also private schools like Landon or Holton-Arms.
He owns a BMW lives in a 1M dollar home and got accepted to all Ivy League's he definitely lives in Montgomery County.
by Djorp91q December 27, 2022
Get the Montgomery Countymug. married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
by aria montgomery asf August 22, 2020
Get the april montgomerymug.