“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
by Delovelytoucan April 05, 2021
by Gstar12345 November 22, 2021
Montgomery is normally a sweet polite man, usually from Britain. They are attracted to girls with brown/green eyes and dark short brown hair.
by AppleFlow September 21, 2016
A man with a very massive shlong but the fattest face you’ll ever see omg. Like it’s bigger than nickokado avocado. Usually 7 - 9 chins
by LadderDadder December 10, 2023
by koolades March 17, 2016
The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022
by coolme285 April 05, 2019