Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen July 20, 2008

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Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

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Miracle Whip

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by isochronismisms! June 19, 2009

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miracle ticket

A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.

by RcChuck September 13, 2013

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miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 15, 2010

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