mendon

chill town, no need to add more. filled with racist white kids.

I used to drugs. Well, I still do, but i used to, too. stupid upton, mendon's shit.

by Amanda Rayos October 18, 2008

mendoza

When two people simultaneously text each other with the same message.

Text from person A: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Simultaneous text from person B: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Text from person A: "mendoza!"
Text from person B: "mendoza!"

by Brett R. February 26, 2014

Menulook

The act of not being able to choose what to eat from a restaurant menu, but from what it is served to others.

I will menulook other tables and decide what to eat, this menu is not helping at all!!

by Chicosmom October 4, 2010

aldo mendoza

The son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, He is the essence of humanity. His presence is unforgettable and unmatched. Not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. Be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. Know him and you will surely know the enigma. Let him lead you and you will know the world.

Aldo Mendoza is that person that makes you want to try one more time.

by Civilian ITC. December 20, 2014

Dennis Mendoza

Sexiest man alive.

Dennis Mendoza is perfect in every way.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

Mendon

This little hell-hole town in Western Illinois that only has 900 people in it and there are about only 50 people in the town that are smart. The people are like in a cult on how close they are to each other. The people their think that the school is awesome but really they are mostly douche-bags, they think they are so hot-shit even tho they only win like at least two games out of ten and if you do not play football or basketball, they think you are a nerd. The only smart people there are the people that moved there and the teachers that moved there also. The people there think that the first day of hunting is a holiday and half the girls there think their so hot and everyone wants them but really they are sluts and are dumber than a pile of shit. Never move there is you are thinking of moving.

This town reminds me of Mendon

by The Magic Man 01 October 19, 2011

mendoza

Adj. A person who lacks basic knowledge and intelligence.

Verb. To speak gibberish or to talk similar to the mentally handicapped

Congressman Smith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.

The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.

by RTard September 16, 2007