v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
Jim: Why was Bob grounded?
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.
Jim: But how did he get caught?
Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...
Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
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A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.
person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"
mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"
mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"
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Get the meital mug.Spanish term of endearment, usually for older members of the family, such as grandparents. Terms may differ depending on country of origin and cities.
The family would meet at Mamitas (grandmothers) house on Saturdays to help her make her amazing sancocho.
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She's extremely hot. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She's a smart, wonderful, considerate, caring, loving individual. One who would never hesitate to do anything to help her friends.
She's always the life of the party and you know if she's around that you are in for a hell of a good time. She's always honest, and helps her drunken girlfriends
stay out of trouble. You can't help but absolutely love her!
She's extremely hot. All the guys want her and all the girls want to be her. She's a smart, wonderful, considerate, caring, loving individual. One who would never hesitate to do anything to help her friends.
She's always the life of the party and you know if she's around that you are in for a hell of a good time. She's always honest, and helps her drunken girlfriends
stay out of trouble. You can't help but absolutely love her!
by K31533 October 22, 2008
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