mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

stupid mechanic

A moron that works on cars that does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose any electrical problem if their scan tool does not give them the answer. This person typically says the problem is a loose wire, something is grounded out or shorted out, or blame aftermarket electronics for the problem without any real evidence.

The stupid mechanic said that my window won't go up because of a loose wire behind my radio.

grounded out, shorted out, must be a short, loose wire, stupid tech

by estebansux September 29, 2011

mechanic door

To stick your thumb in a butt hole in a clockwise motion than proceed to pull out in a counter clockwise motion.

Bobby and I were getting bored watching Joe dirt 2 until he mechanic doored me back to reality.

by VoltaWolfVolta November 13, 2016

sea mechanic

Sea mechanic is the relationship between Luna and Raven from the tv show "the 100". Luna and Raven never had a romantic scene on the show but there are people who ship them.

"Do you ship sea mechanic?"
"Yes! They are really cute together and I think they would be a great couple!"

by lldb8 July 27, 2017

Mechanical Pencil

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.

Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Heart Mechanic

Someone who fixes a broken heart. Usually also heart mechanics tend to get left and be lonely.

“I’m a heart mechanic. She uses me, and when she feels better she leaves.”

by Marvin Cruz April 10, 2019

mechanical advantage

When a machine reduces the amount of force needed to move an object.

A combined pulley jas a mechanical advantage of 2

by Babshka April 23, 2017