VoltaWolfVolta's definitions

mechanic door

To stick your thumb in a butt hole in a clockwise motion than proceed to pull out in a counter clockwise motion.

Bobby and I were getting bored watching Joe dirt 2 until he mechanic doored me back to reality.

by VoltaWolfVolta November 13, 2016

gripacrit

The act of saying you don’t like sex. But you proceed to like wacking off.

Pete is a gripacrit for liking to claim he doesn’t like sex but enjoys jerking off.

by VoltaWolfVolta January 4, 2021