big meaty balls

GIGANTIC MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS NIGGA

"I have big meaty balls." "Proof?"

by a guy with big meaty balls April 11, 2021

A series of meaty beneathies

The act of putting a passed out/sleeping person on a skateboard and hurtling them underneath a squatting person as they defecate a series of short quick bursts of moist befoulment onto the moving soul beneath them. NOTE: In order to be granted 'series' status, there must be at least three seperate arse-discharges, otherwise it is only a 'meaty beneathy'.

Did you guys see Dave get a series of meaty beneathies last night at Kevin's party? He looked like a shit avalanche rolling down the driveway.

by Zonal K November 25, 2019

Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.

Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.

by Beter47 January 3, 2021

Henry’s Meaty Calves

No definition, just Henry’s meaty calves

Big cum slut Henry has a treacherous case of Henry’s meaty calves

by Henry’s Meaty Calves December 27, 2021

meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.

(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)

by hornswaggler June 9, 2009

meaty clackers

Another words for a mans testicles

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle

by Scoeboy May 3, 2016