protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.
The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.
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Mathematical Nap

When the aftermath of overworking with too much x's and y's make someone zzz when they doze or nod off.
Prof. Ziz’s mild snore got some mean colleagues take a shot of him having a mathematical nap, which was suspected to be filled with ƶ, ƶ², …, √ƶ, ℤ.
by Numerati December 17, 2024
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The idea that math educators should focus on effort rather than on results—that failure is part of the success equation, because a set of false starts, failures, and frustrations are often necessary or unavoidable before someone could experience some degree of mathematical progress or achievement.
To fail is no shame, but failure to try again often is. A growth mindset in mathematics is to try or fail again, while failing better or faster each time.
by Numerati December 14, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!
I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.
by Yoda the Coda December 03, 2024
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Mathematics

A word to make you sound smarter, much more smarter than all of the lesser people who say math.
Friend: Hey, do you have math class?
Me: You mean mathematics?
Friend: It's the same thing.
Me: No it's not.
by 11Roses April 07, 2021
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Mathematics

To get a girls number. Usually used in the early 2000's.
"Yo.. go get that girls mathematics for me."
by SangHa04 March 27, 2021
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