Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
by Podiumusic December 01, 2011
A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.
by bingbong223457654 May 12, 2009
Some gay fag who likes to suck dick, he is also Asian don't get near him because he will touch you he is always horny.
by Someone you sont know March 08, 2016
Person 1: Hey, you’re a real asshole you know that?
Person 2: No they’re a Martin.
Person 1: Oh right, yeah! You’re such a Martin!
Person 2: No they’re a Martin.
Person 1: Oh right, yeah! You’re such a Martin!
by Erro_r404 May 04, 2020
A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make her blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely hot and has an amazing personality. He will always brighten your day, no matter the weather conditions. He also always find a way to make you feel special. But the most important Martin's characteristic is that he is a ginger.
by theofficefangirl December 04, 2021
anti-drugs, usually mexican, loves girls that are fit with pink pussy that have the name Lacey, is very anti-xan,loves rap and trap music also likes playing video games.
by dudeology666 January 04, 2018