Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
by M art in words September 17, 2018
Get the Martinmug. A human of darker pigmentation,Also referred as a Nigga.Martin tyoe niggas lives on ice cubes,bananas,mad hoes,and beating retarded kids.
by Martindamonkey May 21, 2019
Get the Martinmug. When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
by Young Genius March 4, 2008
Get the Martined mug. Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
by Podiumusic December 1, 2011
Get the Martinmug. A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.
by bingbong223457654 May 11, 2009
Get the Martinmug. Some gay fag who likes to suck dick, he is also Asian don't get near him because he will touch you he is always horny.
by Someone you sont know August 7, 2016
Get the Martinmug. anti-drugs, usually mexican, loves girls that are fit with pink pussy that have the name Lacey, is very anti-xan,loves rap and trap music also likes playing video games.
by dudeology666 January 4, 2018
Get the Martinmug.