markus

ugly gay ass bitch

ew is that markus, hes so gay

by carminethefuckk August 2, 2022

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

Markus

Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong

"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus

by Robogamer09090909 May 9, 2023

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.

Markus is such a loyal friend

by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023

Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022