the UPS man

someone who delivers either in the sack or in general

shit son...gadel is the UPS man

by the jr ups man May 4, 2004

naked press ups over a man hole

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole

the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!

by agrosteve March 24, 2011

U.P.S. Man

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.

The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.

by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008

Pissed Off UPS Man

A man angerly beating his package.

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Upright man

In old thieves' cant, the head of a gang of mendicants or vagrants.

"An Upright man is of so much authority that, meeting with any of his profession, he may cal them to accompt, and commaund a share or snap vnto him selfe of al that they haue gained by their trade in one moneth." - Awdelev: Fraternity of Vacabondes (1561)

by kassyopeia July 27, 2023

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

Manup

A calling to bring out the masculine side of girly men and whinny little boys.

Yo better man up before i slap your mustach sideways now.

by Dan February 3, 2004