Malte

A Malte Us a guy with a massive Dick. He also is funny

Girl: What do you think of Malte
Girl 2 : He Haus a massive Dick

by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021

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This is a name for a booze-loving male person. He does love alcohol, even when he wakes up the next day

His name is malte.

So he loves alchohol
yup!

by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020

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He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him

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by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019

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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

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Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

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Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

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