Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
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Mach faggot

One who quickly becomes gay , unpronounced gayness , 100% faggot
by Kingman13 March 15, 2016
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Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.
"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".
by xCosmicWizardx April 02, 2012
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dylan mach

Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.
by Bynisper June 27, 2017
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