Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

Mach faggot

One who quickly becomes gay , unpronounced gayness , 100% faggot

Who would have thought he was mach faggot

by Kingman13 March 15, 2016

mache out

1.it means nothing joe just accidentally said it one day instead of make out.
2.To get a hand job, give a hand job, and make out at the same time.

max:hey ben lets mache out
ben:ok

by mik honcho himself August 13, 2006

Mach Dammit

A term implying incredible speed and/or swiftness. Primarily used in Southern states.

"AND HE CAME DOWN THROUGH THERE DOIN MACH DAMMIT AND JUST ABOUT RUN ME OVER".

by xCosmicWizardx April 02, 2012

dylan mach

Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.

Dylan Mach is the best person ever

by Bynisper June 27, 2017