The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Why Does She Not Like Me?

Your a fucking loser stop whining about why she does not like you. go out talk to people or heres a craaazy idea talk to HER because me and you know you've been just staring at her in class. i know how you feel. but have faith in yourself (unless you have anime stickers of 02 on your Chromebook) your a good guy in heart just go up to her start a conversation, you only have one life. don't waste it! and hey if shes a bitch about you confessing that just means you dodged a bullet. I BELIEVE IN YOU! merry christmas. -mr krabs

YOU GOT THIS RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Does She Not Like Me? <--- put that because it made me to

by Mr Krabs Quotes December 10, 2021

talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes

talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me

by megr__ November 17, 2021

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

Hey Sally suck me like dad

by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017

Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.

"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"

by Fearlize February 5, 2017

Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

Cowboy Like Me

Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.

Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”

by Taylor swiftian April 18, 2023