Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 01, 2018

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 08, 2016

Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon

WOW!!! THATS A LEMON

by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 13, 2017

Lemon

A lesbian

‘She’s a lemon’

by Hahahlll February 26, 2019

Lemon

Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.

"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"

by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018

Lemon

Lemons are a word for smut/extremely sexual content in fanfictions. There can be in almost all kinds of kinky shit, some intense and some bad.

That was one spicy lemon I just read.

Wow Castiel, I can't believe you just wrote a lemon.

by Luner101 March 27, 2018