lego mines

Strategically placed Legos, used to wound or maim the unfortunate idiot to step on them.

"I went into the kids room, the fucker has lego mines all over his room. Its not safe there."

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Lego 11031

Another word for African Americans

We (Lego 11031's) are going to steaaal

by Lego11031 October 16, 2023

Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.

Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"

by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010

lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.

by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006

Lego Brick

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.

Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.

by Dode February 10, 2009

Lego Head

A hairstyle sculpted with so much Gel / Hairspray / Grease that is unchanged by the elements

Commonly sported by old alcoholics or slimey perverts.

"Look at that blokes Lego Head!"

by mrsarcasm March 18, 2009

lego lesbian

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.

by Rice May 3, 2004