Lard sale

Comes from yard sale. A big group of fat people, and gender doesn't matter. A normal lard sale will have anywhere from three up to twenty people in it.

I went into a fast food restaurant and saw the biggest lard sale I've ever seen.

by XxC0ldh3artxX November 20, 2010

fat lard

What my boyfriend's cat is

"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"

by Titty munch August 23, 2017

lard can

A can of lard. A fatass that you kick around the street.

that friggin lard can stole my twinkie...bitch!

by Rae October 1, 2004

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

Lard Rock

(Lame + Hard Rock) A new genre of music associated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have pussified lyrics and tones. It's always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. Sometimes, it's just terrible rock music to begin with. Often confused with emo related music.

A Conversation Between Two Naive Rock Fans

Charlie: Wow, I've been listening to some new Lard Rock on Z-100. It's amazing!

Tom: Yeah, those two Nickelback songs "Someday" and "How You Remind Me" sound nothing alike!

Charlie: TOTALLY!!!!!! WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC!!!!

Tom: YEAH!!!!!! Put in some Limp Bizkit and let's ROCK!!! Girls love them!!

Nickelback, Creed, Godsmack, Fuel, Staind, Puddle Of Mudd, Cold, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit........you get the picture.

by Ben Jammin Ash September 8, 2006

Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

Lard Ass

Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.

damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass

by NeroToxin June 24, 2010