Lander

an emotion that is indescribable but is characterized by a feeling of nostalgia, contentment, and a little bit of sadness

“i’m feeling full of lander”

by humanwithlander February 21, 2025

Langers

People who slide into multiple DMs across all social platforms. Ultimately breaking the hearts of hundreds of women at a time.

That guy over there is a typical langers, notifications going off all night!

by TruthSpeaker2025 March 18, 2025

Landeskog'd

To turtle and take the "pain".

Hey Ryan, I Landeskog'd yer mom last night, but she thanked me in the end.

by Ed's April 19, 2025

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018