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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
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Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
by Punky K January 21, 2024
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Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.
Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
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Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME
Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!
by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
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